ATTACK OF THE CLONES F. U. LUCAS by Douglas Taylor

Thank you all for coming tonight.  I know fighting for the Homo Revolution has been hard on you and your families.  All that you have given and all that you have lost has brought us our salvation at last.  I stand before you to declare the end of their supremacy is here!

Thousands of winters have fallen since we first saw those abominations for what they were.  The scientists thought they could better our lives by manipulating the very life that was given to us.  They desired to eliminate birth defects and genetic disorders, to use gene therapy to eliminate cancers and prolong life indefinitely, even to splice human and plant cells to the point that they can sustain life without food. How has it come that we are the minority standing out among the soulless green-skinned bastards!

You hear the propaganda that it’s the utopian life; that it eliminates the greed which brought us near ruin. But we weren’t put here to become vegetables–and all they have given us is turmoil and pain. They stand in the way of our rightful place!

They label us terrorist; they call us close-minded and speciesist for fighting for the world we know was meant to be.  Well, our bombings of their Gene Centers haven’t had the effect we wanted, but now we have the weapon which will bring peace. We have developed a plant virus which has proven effective on all of the 80 known clonilineage lines. It may destroy the vegetative life on earth but be reassured the gods will send their messenger Santa who brings us the present of Christman on Adaman Eve!

What? They’re here? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! RELEASE THE VIRUS!

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